learn things, and make friends.
The family of eggs is comtemplating where their son/brother went when they see a man drawing a cartoon about eggs.
Draw faces on them.At least one must have a trollface.pkmntrolls.blogspot.com
throw them at people you don't like. not ads or billboards though, people pay money for those. http://adpluscommunications.blogspot.com/
hard boil them and drive around then throw them at bums. if someone complains, just say you were feeding the homeless.
I want some eggss!